WAT KIND OF BIRD DON'T FLY?

This nice lady was arrested for smuggling drugs in her hair.
This is not a mugshot.(yet)

"Same old shit, huh, George?"

"Yeah, high crimes and misterameaners," George said.

When asked if he knew why he was in trouble, Bill strained and thought --trying to remember. Then he blurted, "cause I killed my wife?"

Lee and Wayne or Dewayne are names belonging to 23 percent of all murderers. So, If you know anyone named Wayne Lee... watch your back!