You will not survive if you stay in the plane; so JUMP

Have you ever had a nightmare of dying in a plane crash? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah..It can take a faltering plane three or four minutes to fall out of the sky. Oh, Shit! Oh, Shit is right. You'll have time to say, "Oh, Shit!" four or five hundred times. When the plane slams the ground at three or four hundred miles an hour, you get to burn to death (if you're not already shovel scraping dead with your eyeballs bouncing down the pavement).Three or four minutes.....three or ...four.

You can boil an egg over a flame not nearly as intense as the Bar-B-Que you'll be attending in...180 seconds. (Goodbye, *mmuaah* --kiss of death).

When your headed straight toward the ground and people are screaming, crying, praying, and other things -- (I knew a stewardess who was in such a situation once and she said several people had sex. Her plane was saved at the last minute, but that's not usually the case. Everybody was disgusted with the people who chose to fuck over pray. How dare they, squeeze a last lovers tryst into their last three minutes on earth. Maybe I shouldn't say "on earth," because technically they were not on the earth. Had events been a wee bit different, they would have been all over the earth, going from a pre-crash height of, lets say, six feet to an after-crash height of six inches), and don't think screwing at the last second and then living to tell about is the norm. No, it is not. In nearly all cases, once your plane starts falling apart and the fuselage rolls over and the nose points down, you are fucked.

The real question is: do you want to say alive? Are you a survivor? Yes, Yes, I am. Well then-- JUMP. Yes, I said jump. Click here for instructions for after you've pushed through the exit door and are in free fall: Help!