Jerry's back, and he's never been more himself !!

AP NEWSWIRE:>>>JAN>>>17>>>...Jerry Lewis grew a clone in his bathroom in the early 1980's. The almost one billion dollars of private research for cloning technology was skimmed from money raised by "Jerry's kids," and I don't mean his seven biological children. (It was Jerry's disappointment in them which initially led him to the idea of cloning).
Jerry's estate lawyer, Lewis "Scooter" Libby, leaked this story to the SUN yesterday.
A gorgeous SUN reporter got the old legal geezer snookered and then squeeeezed it out of him. Let me tell you, Scooter's no friend of Jerry's -- but what do you expect from a lawyer?
The SUN is saving the story until Jerry's death. (which won't be long -- just look at him!!! )
Jerry's luck is getting worse and worse: he has had a heart attack; he's a drug addict; he's had open heart surgery; suffers from diabetes and a sugar addiction; pulmonary fibrosis; and his star on the Hollywood walk of fame has cracked right down the middle. GOOD GOD!!!!!



"Little Jerry," at twelve years old. Jerry's staff of doctors are not sure if he is 1/2 she, or just likes to wear dresses. "Little Jerry" is the sole inheritor of Jerry's vast fortune. (his other kids are shit out of luck).




"Little Jerry" when he was just a cute little homunculi floating around in his clonebox.