News from the future. Dateline: 2015

We are real sorry for what happened to Donald. It seems that after he resigned he developed an "I don't need that" attitude toward everything(especially the press).

There are penny pinchers and then there are PENNY PINCHERS. Well, Donald became a PENNY PINCHER after he entered retirement. It all started when he refused to buy gas for his car. Next he had the electricity turned off at his house --to save money. And Donald did save money, as a matter of fact, he was so impressed with the money he saved, he went on what he called a "dollar strike." "Anything that cost more than a dollar -- strike it," he would say.

Donald began to live on 99 cents a day. It wasn't long before Donald was homeless, friendless, but not penniless. He had all the money in the world. Donald began seeing a psychiatrist, one who worked pro bono, of course. Donald's doctor traced Donald's penny pinching problem back to his days at the Pentagon. Yes, when he refused to spend money on wars he started.

Because of professional help, Donald today is a changed man. Today he doesn't blink an eye at filling his Hummer up at nine dollars a gallon. Glad to have you back Donald!