GIVE PEACE A CHANCE

GIVE PEACE A CHANCE!

AXIS OF IDIOTS: BUSH; CHENEY; RUMSFELD

MORE PEACE ACTIVIST

HOW DOES THIS GUY KEEP GETTING IN THE PICTURE. THIS IS ABOUT PEACE ACTIVIST, NOT PIECE OF THE PIE ACTIVIST.
REMEMBER, GIVE PEACE A CHANCE.
I HAVE A DREAM

HE LEARNED EVERYTHING HE KNEW ABOUT MAKING PEACE FROM BEING MARRIED.

STILL MORE CREATIVE SOUTHERNERS

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Mrs. Smith,

The staff here at Ebay regrets to inform you your teapot: Item# 345231 had been delisted. In the future, unless you are selling your teapot to buy clothing, we suggest you throw on your moo-moo before you photograph shiny items. Thank You.

RATTLESNAKE -- YUM,YUM!

NEW NATIONAL MEDAL FOR AN NEW NATIONAL HERO

latest medal of freedom given to the Hero of New Orleans.



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THERE ARE NEW HEROS TODAY IN AMERICA. GENERAL ERIC SHINSEKI IS AT THE TOP OF MY LIST. SINCE BUSH HAS CHEAPENED THE "MEDAL OF FREEDOM" BY GIVING IT TO IDIOTS LIKE DONALD RUMSFLED, NANCY REAGAN, DICK CHENEY, PAUL BERMER, JULIA CHILD, EDWARD TELLER, RICHARD B. MEYERS, AND DUMBASS TOMMY FRANKS, THE "MEDAL OF FREEDOM" IS NO LONGER WORTH HAVING. THIS IS TOO BAD. ITS TOO BAD A HONOR RECIEVED BY PEOPLE LIKE OMAR BRADLEY, NELSON MANDELA, COLIN POWELL, BARBARA JORDAN, JOHN F. KENNEDY, AND MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR., AMONG OTHERS, COULDN'T BE RESERVED FOR GREATER AND MORE WORTHY NOTABLES.














General Shinseki stood up for our boys in uniform when other generals kissed ass. Click here for more Shinseki: Eric_Shinseki_Good_Guy

(MEDAL OF BALLS)



I PROPOSE TO REPLACE THE medal of freedom WITH A NEW MEDAL: "THE MEDAL OF BALLS." GENERAL SHINSEKI IS MY FIRST NOMINEE, AND BECAUSE I AM A COMMITTEE OF ONE, HE IS ALSO THE FIRST RECIPIENT; OTHERS WILL FOLLOW.

QUOTES AND NOTES ON WAR AND PEACE

ONE DAY WE MUST COME TO SEE THAT PEACE IS NOT MERELY A DISTANT GOAL WE SEEK, BUT THAT IT IS A MEANS BY WHICH WE ARRIVE AT THAT GOAL. WE MUST PURSUE PEACEFUL ENDS THROUGH PEACEFUL MEANS. -- martin luther king, jr.

WE SHALL FIND PEACE. WE SHALL HEAR ANGELS. WE SHALL SEE THE SKY SPARKLING WITH DIAMONDS. -- anton chekov

THERE WAS NEVER A GOOD WAR OR A BAD PEACE. -- ben franklin

NATURALLY THE COMMON PEOPLE DON'T WANT WAR; NEITHER IN RUSSIA, NOR IN ENGLAND, NOR IN AMERICA, NOR IN GERMANY. THAT IS UNDERSTOOD. BUT AFTER ALL, IT IS THE LEADERS OF THE COUNTRY WHO DETERMIN POLICY, AND IT IS ALWAYS A SIMPLE MATTER TO DRAG THE PEOPLE ALONG, WHETHER IT IS A DEMOCRACY, OR A FASCIST DICTATORSHIP, OR A PARLIAMENT, OR A COMMUNIST DICTATORSHIP. VOICE OR NO VOICE, THE PEOPLE CAN ALWAYS BE BROUGHT TO THE BIDDING OF THE LEADERS. THAT IS EASY. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TELL THEM THEY ARE BEING ATTACKED, AND DENOUNCE THE PACIFISTS FOR LACK OF PATRIOTISM AND EXPOSING THE COUNTRY TO DANGER. IT WORKS THE SAME WAY IN EVERY COUNTRY...... -- hermann goering

IF YOU WANT TO MAKE PEACE, YOU DON'T TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS. YOU TALK TO YOUR ENEMIES. -- moshe dayan

IN PEACE SONS BURY THEIR FATHERS, IN WAR FATHERS BURY THEIR SONS. -- croesus

HEADLINES YOU WOULD LOVE TO SEE

GEORGE BUSH ARRESTED FOR HIGH CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS

HELL FREEZES OVER! and in July too.

JESUS IS GAY! And he's been hanging out with the devil.

Bush goes crazy. (story is, he is drinking again).

America, you know what George is doing. Tell him to blow it out his ass!

"Screw You congress, I'm the president and I'll do what I want in Iraq."

"Screw Yooouuu tooo, America; you bunch of pussy peaceniks. Oh, and fuck you too, Daddy, and fuck Cindy Sheehan, and that fat fuck Michale Moore. "

Calm down, boys, be like the Christian monkey: Hear no evil; speak no evil; see no evil.

CLICK ON THE MONKEY for spiritual guidance.

Christmas Canon (with lyrics) - Trans-Siberian Orchestra

If you are not in a Christmas mood, this will do the trick. Its a wonderful life, and sometimes a beautiful one too.

Notice: due to deflation of the currency, payment for suicide bombing has been reduced.

It is not possible to continue to pay 77 virgins for one suicide bombing. Starting the first of January, payment will be reduced to 21 virgins. If you feel you need 77 virgins, blow yourself up now.